The Drunken Flight
By Ally Harris
When a 24-7 raincloud of lack flexes its muscles over a period of a month or longer beer is made leaving town beer is drinking and mounting. Dick is epic and mightier than the sword and dick is nominated most valuable player seventeen months in a row but declines the business casual award dinner, sounds like a dick to me. A used BLT is not the best and without mayo BLT is a boy who tries to befriend a group of rich jocks and is in danger of losing his true values. Shut mouth is guilt and guilt doesn’t stop dick from doing one bad thing he does. 24-7 is misinterpreting the roommate’s footsteps as the neighbors fucking well into the wee hours of morning like caffeinated hyenas because you used to fuck the neighbor’s boyfriend so you think you know the sound. Dick drinks beer while sorority is slowly learning that all beautiful people have fat legs and then shutting up. BLT mediates sorority, guilt throws another log on the fire. Drunken flight is the look around the room and the wet-dick irrelevance of all your drinking and mounting whose inviolate grip loosens the body’s placehold in the night. But remember: the boy never loses his true values, except in times of dire need and colossal drink.
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By Ally Harris
When a 24-7 raincloud of lack flexes its muscles over a period of a month or longer beer is made leaving town beer is drinking and mounting. Dick is epic and mightier than the sword and dick is nominated most valuable player seventeen months in a row but declines the business casual award dinner, sounds like a dick to me. A used BLT is not the best and without mayo BLT is a boy who tries to befriend a group of rich jocks and is in danger of losing his true values. Shut mouth is guilt and guilt doesn’t stop dick from doing one bad thing he does. 24-7 is misinterpreting the roommate’s footsteps as the neighbors fucking well into the wee hours of morning like caffeinated hyenas because you used to fuck the neighbor’s boyfriend so you think you know the sound. Dick drinks beer while sorority is slowly learning that all beautiful people have fat legs and then shutting up. BLT mediates sorority, guilt throws another log on the fire. Drunken flight is the look around the room and the wet-dick irrelevance of all your drinking and mounting whose inviolate grip loosens the body’s placehold in the night. But remember: the boy never loses his true values, except in times of dire need and colossal drink.
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